Corporate innovation: Apple's toilet paper and unforeseen side effects

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Imagine Apple’s next innovation: toilet paper. Every time you use it, it analyses your contents and sends a health update to your iPhone: too much vitamin C, eat more iron, a lack of omega 3 and please pay attention to your glucosamine. The information shows an animated dancing cat gif when it is ok, an exploding devil when you are in trouble, and the Mona Lisa’s mysterious smile when the analysis of your inner guts’ content failed. Basically, a modern version of the Roman Huruspex predicting the future by inspecting the entrails of sacrificed animals but then in a modern, more digital way.
Utterly ridiculous, you might think, but not entirely. We are quite obsessed with our faeces. We use it to track the rate of Covid infections and determine the drug's use by tracing cocaine in urine. Besides, we cannot deny our focus on luxury toilet paper. We wipe our ass with three layers of soft paper with air cushions and a slight drop of aloe vera. Oh yeah, printed with light blue cupids and advertised by commercials with labrador puppies as if the paper gives you the same feeling as wiping your ass with the just mentioned puppies. Seriously? People spent time thinking about convenient toilet paper, designing prototypes, testing, and promoting it —decadence in its own way, I would say. This…